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My FAILxercise Experiences!

[Contest entry]

This, is me.

domo1Chubby and bespectacled me.

I’ve been horizontally challenged all my life and do you know how many nicknames have been given to me? Elephant, godzilla, giant, and the likes. It’s never fun being fat but life’s like that. So I decided to do something to get rid of the fats.

I’ve done so many things and all seem to fail. The first and obvious one? Exercising.

I was in my primary and secondary school TAF club program. We did alot of running, skipping, etc. Even now and then, I try to go jogging.

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I jogged alright. All those 1.6km, 2.4km and 5km runs/jogged/sometimes walk (HEHEHE) I did for how many years..I stayed the same. I even tried those exercise parks since they are nearby my house.

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Push, I did. Push with all my might, hoping to burn some fats away…

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And swing I did. Swinging with all my might. After all these running, pushing, swinging, this is how I end up.

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Crashed at a playground and snoozed. Oh the body ache! So I never went back to running and all that. -_-”

Then I tried dieting. You know, less carbs, more veggies and stuff? Oh yeah. I cut down on rice and carbs, upped the intake of veggies and fruits and meat.

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Nummy nummy. Lol I look ridiculous.

Anyway, the diet went well…for a week. Ironically, it made me more hungry and I’m sick of veggies and meat only. I gave up and dived for my snacks. Oh yummy yummy snacks!

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Oh cadbury. Oh popcorn. Oh waffle cereal. Why do you guys taste so good? This isn’t the deal but you guys are such good food.

Hah. Even dieting failed.

Getting desperate, I turned to slimming pills.

When I was in Sec 2, I tried Herbalife. The milkshake food replacement taste great, but it could never last long. My stomach felt empty and sad. LOL. Then few months back, my friend who was getting married, introduced a slimming jamu (malay traditional pill) to me. She tried and it sort of works for her.

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But by golly, the moment I opened the bottle..the smell almost knocked me out. It was awful. The smell was like, a cross of dirty gym socks and..rotten eggs? I don’t know. Worst thing is, I had to gulp down 6 pills per intake!

I still tried it anyway, for a few days. It made me poo a lot. Pooing a lot is not fun, so I stopped taking pills and..

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dumped them in the rubbish bin where they belong. Remember, it’s not good to take too much slimming pills because you may never know what the side effects are.

Bleah. So many attempts to slim down. Exercising, dieting, pills. I think I need a personal trainer, but that costs alot of money. I swear playing bowling or tennis and even boxing on wii makes me sweat even more than running does.

There’s still one thing I haven’t tried though, and it’s this nifty technology called Cavitation, by Cenosis.

If you haven’t learnt Biology, our fat cells look like this:

Pink and fluffy looking, like little bunnies. BUT NO, these things are bad. I hate them, you hate them, everyone hates them. So what cavitation does is that, it uses stable cavitation to break the fat cells membrane through the bursting of micro-bubbles.

Thus, the complex fatty acids are broken down into simpler fatty acids. These simple fatty acids then make their way out of our butts and into the toilet bowl. *lol*

To make it clearer, this diagram explains it all.

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Sounds interesting, ain’t it? Rest assured, Cenosis is qualified to use the Cavitation Technlogy, spending years in research to ensure the safety of their customers while showing proven results. They certainly are licensed to kill! Kill those fats away, of course!

Look at the results! This is a great way to slim down. Running & dieting can wait again. Cavitation can melt my fats away and you can try it now! There’s a special price for me and you! Yay for the slimmer & more confident you and me!

Even if I don’t fully slim down, I still can have a drop in clothes size, after all those fats are melted and pooped out of my system after cavitation. Shopping shopping shopping for clothes! Shopping makes me a happy girl.

So why wait?

Make an appointment with Cenosis right now, to find out how you can benefit from this wonderful technology at a special price of $33. Call 7000 700 6626 or visit www.cenosis.biz/cavitation.php to make an appointment.

I’m on a roll!

Hi guys!! Help me out here! Go to:

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I can’t wait till I can get my own domain! I wanna add a tagboard and change my blog theme!

Nuffnang- SingTel Blogging Contest: I wish I had Internet at..

Before I start, I don’t think I need to go online when I’m at the beach. I’m there to soak up the sun! ^_^

So anyway, the place I wish I had internet connection is…

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public toilets!

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At any moment there’s no toilet paper to wipe my backside, I can go online on my laptop (it’s with me 24/7 and it’s going to die soon :() or my handphone so I can ask someone to bring me a roll of toilet paper. HAHAHA. I can always count on my MSN buddies to get toilet paper for me!

The BBoM Youth Plans are awesome! Only $24.65 a month from the usual $29.00 and you get a download speed of 1.5Mbps, upload speed of 384kbps AND 50gb of monthly local data!

To top it off, FREE security suit to ensure safety while surfing!

I love the portability! Internet everywhere. 😀 Can read blogs, ICHC and FML while doing ‘biz’ in toilet. 😛

Live Life Online Anywhere with SingTel BroadBand on Mobile Youth Plan! Visit www.singtel.com/youth for details.